I was a Teenage Prop Freak
To Irving, With Love
By Ted Eckel
whose phaser is always set on stun
I didn't catch Star Trek until it was in syndication in the early 70's -- I was around 8 years old or so, and the series immediately caught my imagination. After joining Kirk and Spock for a season's tour of the galaxy, I was hooked. I couldn't get enough Star Trek. Of course, this was long before VCRs were a common household word, so I had to be content with the network's syndication schedule. I also had to be content with the scant Trek merchandise of the time.
My first find was the model of the Enterprise. This one was the deluxe baby with real working lights. I was in heaven. But what I REALLY wished for was a set of official Star Trek landing party gear -- phaser, communicator and tricorder. However, all that was available at the time was a generic disc shooting gun that looked nothing like the phasers Kirk used, but this didn't stop the manufacturer from slapping a picture of Kirk and Spock on the package and calling the toy a Star Trek Tracer Gun. So, I did what any kid would do, I made my own.
I probably made about a dozen phasers and communicators over the next few years. These were not works of art but rather works of love assembled from spare Legos, Erector set parts, pencil boxes and whatever else I could find in the family's junk drawer. They were enough to get me and a friend through countless imagined Star Trek adventures.
As the years went by, my interest in Star Trek continued, as did my fascination with the gadgetry used on the show. I recall being very frustrated because I could never make out all the fine details on the various Trek hand props (I guess I was anal retentive even way back then). Close-up scenes of the props were few and far between, and again, this was before VCRs and "pause" buttons. Adding to my confusion over the prop details was the fact that many of the props went through physical changes throughout the three seasons of the series. Imagine my delight when I stumbled across my first copy of "The Making of Star Trek" and found page after page of close-up photos of many of the Star Trek props. Now I could see that the communicator had a moiré pattern and rhinestone buttons.
The various control knobs on the phaser were no longer a mystery. At long last I could see the various doo-dads that McCoy used to save lives. And finally I could see what was inside the tricorder's middle compartment. Now that I had uncovered all the hidden prop details, I wanted them more than ever. And sadly, now that I knew exactly what they should look like, my homemade creations weren't as appealing. The good news was that more Trek toy communicators and phasers were being made. The bad news was that they all were grossly inaccurate.
Why did MEGO have to make their communicator walkie-talkies BLUE? And why didn't they put holes in the flip grid? Didn't they have a copy of "Making of Star Trek" like I did? I also recall a phaser toy that, while close to the proper size, did not resemble the actual prop -- especially with that goofy oversized flashlight nozzle tip. So, I decided that the only way to get props like the ones used in the show was to get the ones actually used in the show. They must have a few to spare, I thought, after all, Kirk and his crew were always tossing them about, so there must be at least fifty or so just sitting around the studio filming lot. So I wrote a letter to Irving Feinberg at Paramount Pictures.
Mr. Feinberg was listed in the Star Trek credits as Property Master, and I thought a pleasant letter expressing my enthusiasm for the show and a request for a communicator and phaser would do the trick. Of course, the show had long since been canceled, but a 12 year old doesn't understand syndication, so I thought Irving was still carting around trunk loads of phasers and communicators. Somehow or other, the letter ended up on the desk of someone at Paramount with a similar last name, and this person was nice enough to send me a reply. He explained that Star Trek was no longer being made, and that what few props were left over were given to the actors who were in the show. He was nice enough to send me an 8x10 photo of the communicator, which I noted was the same one used in the "Making of Star Trek."
So, it was back to my homemade creations.
When I was young, there were kids that played cops and robbers. Or cowboys and Indians. Or baseball and football. And then there were a few odd kids like me that played Captain Kirk and Mister Spock.
With little more than a few shoe boxes, some Legos and odds and ends from Dad's junk drawer, my friend and I would create the futuristic computer panels for our makeshift Bridge from which I would command my pretend starship Enterprise. My official Starfleet uniform was no more than an old pajama top with an aluminum foil emblem Scotch-taped across the pocket. We would beam down to strange planets, all of which, coincidentally, looked like my back yard. A squirt gun spray-painted silver served as my trusty phaser gun (to fend off any nasty Klingons).
But the crudeness of our props never stopped us from saving the universe. \ Now it's some 20 years later, and while my homemade Star Trek equipment hasn't survived, the Star Trek show has lived on in syndication, through several theatrical movies, a new TV series "Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG)" and two spin-off series, "Star Trek Deep Space Nine," and "Star Trek Voyager." Over this time, toy companies have discovered the Trek empire to be a very fruitful business.
Galoob Toys made the first attempt to cash in on the new Star Trek with a line of toy figures and accessories. While considered coveted collectibles, the line wasn't a huge commercial success. Then, after He-Man and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys proved to be a big hit, a company called Playmates Toys gave the Star Trek franchise another shot, unveiling a line of figures and role-playing toys that are some of the best ever offered.
What makes Playmates Trek line so exceptional is the attention to detail. Their sculptors have made an effort to ensure the figurines resemble the actual Enterprise crew -- even the tiny accessories are accurate to those used in the TV series. To entice the collectors' market, each figure is stamped with a special number, and many include a limited edition collectors card or space-cap (the 24th century version of a POG).
If you wish to examine their latest offerings via cyberspace, check out Playmates Toys' WEB page at: http://www.playmatestoys.com.
You can walk into most any K-Mart, Target or Wal-Mart and find the entire Trek cast hanging from the toy shelves as 5-inch action figures -- Captain Picard, Klingon Worf, even the emotionless android Data. There are also talking figures and larger Barbie-doll size versions.
In addition to the figures, Playmates offers Star Trek playsets, shuttlecrafts and a complete line of starships with authentic lights and sounds. My favorites are the full-size phaser and communicator toys, authentically styled after those used by the Star Trek crew. They've even released a Classic Star Trek Tricorder, the little black box that Mr. Spock carried around to analyze alien plant life, or that Dr. McCoy put to such judicious use when diagnosing a red-shirted crewman who had fallen prey to some horrible alien attack ("He's dead, Jim.").
Of course, Playmates isn't the only company cashing in on the Star Trek craze. Hallmark has a line of Star Trek ornaments. Franklin Mint offers a variety of Trek collectibles fashioned in pewter. Another company offers Trek collector's plates. Even the home shopping channels have special shows dedicated to Trek memorabilia.
But perhaps the best Star Trek toy to hit the 20th century is a real working Tricorder. A Canadian corporation called Vital Technologies (VT) has found a way to package its scientific equipment into a device styled after the Tricorder props seen in Star Trek TNG. And while Vital's Tricorder won't detect Romulans or Dilithium Crystals, it is a precision environmental monitor with a variety of real-life functional capabilities.
For instance, you can use your VT Tricorder to predict the weather, thanks to its atmospheric temperature and barometric pressure sensors. Identify electromagnetic fields with the Tricorder's EMF reader. Flip a switch to activate the Colorimeter, handy for any color analyzing situation. Need to know light intensity in a pinch? Just activate the built-in light meter. And, if you need to calculate how old your dog is in light years, activate the Stardate Clock and Timer. And if that isn't enough, you can plug your VT Tricorder into any IBM-compatible computer and reprogram it to your specifications.
The Vital Technologies functional Tricorder can be yours by calling 1-800-263-0096. The
call is toll-free, but the VT Tricorder will set you back about $300. to$500. As much as
I'd love one, at that price I'll have to build my own. Now where did I put those Legos?
I am now 34 years old, and have since collected several prop recreations of all my Star Trek favorites. The pieces I cherish the most are not commercially available, but offered from a small handful of artists (like Richard Coyle) with an eye for craftsmanship and detail. I also collect many of the prop toys that have hit the market these past several years. Playmates released notable toys of the classic Star Trek phaser and communicator -- toys that I would have died to have when I was 8 years old!
In fact, I find it rather ironic that now, some 20 years later, there are nicely done toys of phasers, tricorders and even McCoy's medical instruments. Playmates has even announced the future release of Captain Pike's phaser as seen in the first Star Trek pilot, and if the box art is any indication, this promises to be another nicely done toy.
Despite Playmates attention to detail, their props (or role-playing toys as they like to call them), sometimes leave a little to be desired. Their classic Trek Tricorder is one such example. Although accurately styled after the actual prop used in the TV series, the toy is, unfortunately, nearly half the size it should be. And the Motion Picture Wrist Communicator was about two times too big. However, I suppose I must forgive Playmates this occasional blunder, for 90% of their Star Trek merchandise is well crafted with good attention to details. And I am sure that they are well aware of the inaccuracies in size of their role-playing toys, and are simply creating what they feel will appeal to both kids and collectors alike. And, compared to the sometimes hefty prices of "fan made" prop recreations, Playmates offers an affordable alternative to the less finicky prop collector.
The nozzle tip was glued on crooked and the back hand-phaser lock bar fell out. The indicator dial could turn, but soon got stuck as the silver sticker "force setting indicator" came loose and became lodged inside the clear dial. This was really a missed opportunity for Franklin. Why they didn't make the piece in authentic colors is beyond me -- or at least they could have kept the nozzle silver, and not gold. Even more puzzling is how they expect anyone to accept such poor craftsmanship for $200. I sadly sent the piece back for a full refund. Maybe mine was a lemon, but I imagine there is a good chance that all of their phasers feature similar flaws.
So there you have it -- one fan's reminiscing over his obsession with the gadgets that helped make Star Trek one of today's most popular icons. And Irving, if you happen to read this, don't forget to save me one of those spare phasers I'm sure you have hidden away in your attic.